Comic 30 - Chapter 1 - Page 28

1st Feb 2012, 11:00 PM in Chapter 1
Chapter 1 - Page 28
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TheGhost 7th Jan 2012, 10:11 AM edit delete
Panel 4: The vampire shown here isn’t based on any particular character. The one carrying the human, however, could be either Buffy & Angel, Sookie & Bill, or Elena & Stefan (from the books). Now the vampire with the toilet paper; it’s common knowledge among vampire fans that they don’t need to use the bathroom, unless it’s to take a bath (probably to rinse off all the blood). Then again, some vampires are seen eating human food. This would mean they would have a need for toilet paper. The vampires I write about, on the other hand, can’t ingest human food, and their bodies waste nothing when it comes to blood. Thus no need for ‘da TP. So you’ve probably heard the saying, “Do bears shit in the woods?” Well, my reverse to that, “Do vampires shit?” No, my friend, they do not.

(I can’t believe I went on that long about vampires and toilet paper.)

Additional Thought: “Do werewolves shit in the woods?” Why yes, yes they do.
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Low 1st Feb 2012, 11:18 PM edit delete reply
I now imagine all hardcore vampires with Crispin Freeman's voice.
Neko 8th Jul 2012, 11:33 PM edit delete reply
Glad to know it isn't just me. ^_^'
Butt Hunter 2nd Feb 2012, 5:18 AM edit delete reply
Butt Hunter
Given the same choice, I'd pick permanent death. No contest.
fingerwitch 2nd Feb 2012, 7:12 PM edit delete reply
I like this comic!
ThomBelmont 3rd Feb 2012, 11:13 AM edit delete reply
Yes! I really enjoyed (well, sort of) last panel's hand impalement, because there are enough dreamboaty vamps out there already.
RazorD9 6th Feb 2012, 10:51 PM edit delete reply
Hmmm, Perment death or living out the fantasy a a bunch of dull minded 13 to 30 year olds obsessed with Anne Rice and Twilight... I don't blame him so much for his little sprees, I don't.

Hmmm, never thought about the whole vampire needing to use the toilet. It does make since given if they don't eat, then they shouldn't shit. Have always liked the idea that the more blood a vampire consumes, the more powerful they are and they just really need so much to survive.
chris-tar 6th Mar 2012, 1:58 AM edit delete reply
Lower right panel,he is supposed to be Edward from Twilight.
leafy_greens 22nd Mar 2012, 10:58 AM edit delete reply
so let me get this strait... vampires are gay in this day and age because the courts won't allow vampires to be badass. WHAT IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TO?
No_One_Ever_Listens 27th Apr 2014, 6:48 PM edit delete reply
Lol y first though for pannel 4 was 'ermergerd twilight XD'
MAXORAPRODUCTIONS 8th Mar 2018, 1:39 PM edit delete reply
lOVE IT! And the reference to Twilight is very funny!
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